30 Reasons why you should never visit East London
1. Some people believe that East London is a beautiful place
2. They make ridiculous claims about it being the Adventure Capital of South Africa
3. What a laugh!
4. It is off the beaten track and hard to get to
5. And no-one ever comes to visit.
6. Besides which, if they did … what is there here for them to do?
7. There is literally nowhere to watch sport
8. And you are out of luck if you want a quick round …
9. It is a gastronomical wasteland
10. Full of heathens … with no appreciation of the arts!
11. The hotels are really run down
12. And the Spa’s are hardly about to win any ‘World Luxury Awards’
13. The bars and night clubs are a little shabby
14. The local architecture is a bit too ‘stubbornly’ ostentatious
15. And seriously … there is absolutely nothing for the kiddies to do.
16. And the traffic … don’t get us started
17. The nature can be a bit flamboyant18. Luckily it is far away from the uninspiring Wild Coast.
19. The locals are a bit on the wild side
20. Quite prehistoric really
21. Who in their right mind would want to invest and do business in this industrial vacuum?
22. There appears to be something fishy going on…
23. And they are a crafty bunch who operate in this ale’ing city
24. This city has tunnel vision
25. And is really a bit of a wreck
26. With it’s lack of culture and heritage …
27. Reckless driving habits…
28. It can be quite tricky to fit in.
29. With a backward lifestyle like this …
30. Tell us again … whatever would make you want to come to visit East London?
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